1 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,720 All right? 2 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,280 Oh, God, hello. 3 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,320 Big night, was it? 4 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,040 Oh - yeah. Yeah. 5 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,320 Parents well? 6 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,720 Yeah, they're all right. 7 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,080 All right. Good. 8 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,720 Good. 9 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,520 Have you got the keys? I'm parched. 10 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,640 Have a wonderful weekend! 11 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,960 - Where's Petra? - Oh, she stayed at home this weekend. 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,400 Why? Why? 13 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:20,400 We were just about to leave when Sebastian rolled up on his brand-new Vespa. 14 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,880 It reminded me of a school trip to Rome when I was in the sixth form. 15 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,840 I may not have seen the Colosseum, the Pantheon or the Spanish Steps, 16 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,640 - but I learned more in those few days... - Yeah, well... 17 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,680 that's wonderful, darling. 18 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,840 Anyway, look, suffice it to say we left them alone, making up on the sofa. 19 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,000 They... 20 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,800 - They're back together? - Oh, yes. 21 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,240 Very much so. 22 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,720 Oof! 23 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,120 That's got to hurt. 24 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,280 (CUTLERY CLINKS) 25 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,960 What's a Vespa? 26 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,520 A Vespa? It's a moped. 27 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,920 Like the ones the lads at Penkhull Pizza use. 28 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,560 Sebastian's got one. Petra's back with him. 29 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,040 Isn't she, Garth? 30 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,360 Ah, well. 31 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,760 Probably for the best. 32 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,320 Robert would have only bored us to death with his speech at the wedding. 33 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,240 We're just mates. 34 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,360 I heard him crying in the bathroom. 35 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,400 - No, I wasn't! - She's not coming up this weekend. 36 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,600 Aww, that's a shame. 37 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,000 Morning. 38 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,600 Just another day. 39 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,880 Happy people pass my way. 40 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,520 Looking in their eyes, I see a memory. 41 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,840 I never realised how happy you made me. 42 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,160 Oh, Mandy. 43 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,280 Barry Manilow? 44 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,240 Mandy Rowlands. 45 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,720 My first crush. 46 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,400 She was the year above me at school. 47 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,240 I used to deliver the papers. 48 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,720 You never mentioned it! 49 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,520 I used to wait for her on the corner and follow her to school. 50 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,680 So you were stalking her? 51 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,640 Stalking is in the eye of the beholder. 52 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,640 If it's Daniel Craig bombarding somebody with flowers, 53 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,760 then it's seen as wooing. 54 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,800 If it's a bloke in a mac, they're calling the police. 55 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:06,920 What, she rang the police? 56 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,800 No! I wasn't stalking her! 57 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,320 It sounds like you were stalking her. 58 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,840 I was 12. 59 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,600 I was playing the long game. 60 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,400 - Did you win? - Nope. 61 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,080 She left before I had a chance to strike. 62 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,560 Strike? 63 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,880 You were going to kill her?! 64 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,120 No! 65 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,200 But I was ready to make my move. 66 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,680 I still remember it. 67 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,320 Standing on her step with the Sentinel in my hand. 68 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,160 I saw there were no curtains in the windows and no carpets on the floor. 69 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,960 She'd gone. 70 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,640 She was the love of my life. 71 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,480 Was she now? 72 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,120 N-No, I don't mean the love, I mean... 73 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,520 a love. 74 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,920 You said "the". 75 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,080 Yeah, well, I meant "a". 76 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,240 - How many have you had? - None! 77 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,280 Well, one! 78 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,000 - Two. - So, just me and Mandy Rowlands? 79 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,600 No...just you. 80 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,480 What if she were to walk in here right now? 81 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,200 Are you still playing the long game? 82 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,200 Finished with that? 83 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,440 What? No... 84 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,440 See what you've done now? 85 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,200 I only asked what a Vespa was! 86 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,280 - (SOFT PIANO MUSIC) - Wonder what Petra's up to. 87 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,000 She's 16 and she's home alone with her boyfriend. 88 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,440 Mmm. 89 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,920 I just... I could never imagine a time 90 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,680 when she wouldn't want to come away with us. 91 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,960 I could. 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,000 My parents used to drag me to Provence every summer. 93 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,640 I'd be tramping the streets of Aix, 94 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,600 the Palais Longchamp 95 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,440 and that god-awful aqueduct. 96 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,720 What, the Pont du Gard? 97 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,360 Oh, darling, it's a World Heritage Site. It's absolutely stunning. 98 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,880 I couldn't wait to be free. 99 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,760 Mmm. 100 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,840 Any news from Sasha? 101 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,400 Not since I got back from Ibiza to the rain capital of England. 102 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,400 It's a shame about their divorce. 103 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,440 I saw it coming a mile off. 104 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,120 Ralph got old before his time. 105 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,280 Maybe Sasha needed to grow up. 106 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,840 She just knew how to enjoy herself. 107 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,200 His idea of a good time 108 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,280 was Surrey versus Hampshire at the Oval. 109 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,880 Well, one of them had to be mature. 110 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,480 Once Francesca went to university, they were doomed. 111 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,440 (LOUD HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS) 112 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,160 Ey-up. 113 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,120 Hello! 114 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,600 Looks like someone got lucky. 115 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,640 It's nice to see you again. Neil! 116 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,120 Something smells good. She cooks as well, eh? 117 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,680 Looks like you've hit the jackpot. 118 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,440 We're just good friends. 119 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,960 Neil! 120 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,840 (WOMAN SINGS) 121 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,480 WOMAN: Come on, kinky, where are ya? 122 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,880 I can explain! Neil! 123 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,640 Neil! 124 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,200 Do you want one egg or two? 125 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,000 I've lost me appetite. 126 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,760 Neil! 127 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,920 Should I go after him? 128 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,480 (DOOR SLAMS) 129 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,360 No. Leave him be. 130 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,920 I said, do you want one egg or two? 131 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,720 How could she? 132 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,640 - How could she? - Her and Mr Fieldhouse 133 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,040 did seem quite close. 134 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,840 Me dad's only been dead 17 years! 135 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,160 I don't blame 'er. 136 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,200 If I was in her shoes, I'd probably do the same. 137 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,080 Mr Fieldhouse? He's old enough to be your father! 138 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,600 I meant, get married again. 139 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,200 You'd shack up with somebody else? 140 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,400 I'd leave a respectable interval. 141 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,920 And just how long is a respectable interval? 142 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,640 It'd all depend on the man. 143 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,000 If it was Daniel Craig, I'd bite his hand off. 144 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,800 I can't believe I'm hearing this. 145 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,680 I wouldn't expect you to sit around like Greyfriars Bobby. 146 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,880 Oh! You could look up Mandy Rowlands! 147 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,600 Yeah? Well, good luck getting Little Neil to accept Daniel Craig as his new dad! 148 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,720 Of course other girls keep ringing him. 149 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,840 He's a hottie. 150 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,520 I had the same problem with your father. 151 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,240 We were in Cambodia - before everybody went there... 152 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,320 No, not under Pol Pot, this was the early '90s. 153 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,960 There was a girl in our group, Elspeth. 154 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 The scheming little slut made her move in the temple at Angkor Wat. 155 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,160 She had him up against a frieze! He was cornered. 156 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,160 What did I do? 157 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,880 I went into battle. 158 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 There was a Hamilton-Smith at Waterloo. 159 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,920 Your father and a couple of passing monks had to drag me off her. 160 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,000 So the next time his phone rings, you answer it yourself 161 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,120 and you tell whoever it is that if she calls Sebastian again, 162 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,560 she'll be eating through a straw. 163 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,120 Waterloo, darling. 164 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,960 Remember Waterloo. 165 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,880 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 166 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,400 Are you absolutely sure 167 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,200 - that you want to sell up? - Yeah, no, absolutely, yes. 168 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,560 If you could, um, contact the people on your list, that'd be great. Thank you. 169 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,600 Oh... 170 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,800 You all right? 171 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,200 - I'll be fine. - Right. 172 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,400 I saw Grandma playing Frisbee with Mr Fieldhouse. 173 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,240 Seriously? What is the deal there? 174 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,000 They're very good friends. 175 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,680 - (SNORTS) - Right, so she comes up 176 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,200 to see him instead of us? 177 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,320 She's done it before. 178 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,760 What? 179 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,120 I saw her the other week, getting out the boot of his car. 180 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,280 And you didn't say anything? 181 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,720 I didn't think it was important. 182 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:58,120 So you see your grandmother climbing out of a total stranger's car boot 183 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,880 - and you don't think to mention it? - He's not a total stranger. 184 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,480 Answer the question! 185 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,760 She bought my silence. 186 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,440 With what? 187 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,600 Two Calippos and a packet of Match Attax. 188 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,920 - Two Calippos? - One was for you, 189 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,000 but I thought you'd ask too many questions. 190 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,760 Oh, right, so you owe me a Calippo, then? 191 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,040 Uhh. Enough about the Calippo. 192 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,200 What else did she say? 193 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,880 Just that she really liked Mr Fieldhouse 194 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,480 but you wouldn't understand. 195 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,640 Can't argue with her there. 196 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,360 Are they going to get married? 197 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,680 - Married?! - Why would Mr Fieldhouse 198 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,200 marry your grandmother? 199 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,520 So my mother's not good enough for Mr Fieldhouse? 200 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,000 She's hard work, and you know it. 201 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,520 She's just having a bit of fun. 202 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,680 Someone in this family's got to. 203 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,960 Well, you would say that. 204 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,560 You know what? She probably is going to marry him. 205 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,040 It's the kind of mistake a stupid, selfish old widow would make. 206 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,760 Oh, is that right? 207 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,040 And I bet those who aren't widows yet can't wait. 208 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,200 I'll be sleeping with one eye open from now on. 209 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,320 Maybe you better had. 210 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,160 (VELCRO SCRATCHES) 211 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,000 That noise goes right through me. 212 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,560 (VELCRO SCRATCHES SLOWLY) 213 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,200 And that's even worse. 214 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,720 I don't understand it. 215 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,400 You're a grown man walking around like a toddler. 216 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,600 I don't want to be tying laces at my age. 217 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,080 Or tripping over them! 218 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,840 (DOOR OPENS) 219 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,240 - Neil! - I've come for my mother. 220 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,280 Get your stuff - you're coming and staying with us. 221 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,480 I'm doing no such thing. 222 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,280 Donnie and I are sweethearts. 223 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,360 I'm stopping right where I am. 224 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,240 And what would me dad have to say about that? 225 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,720 He'd be very pleased for me. 226 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,560 He always said that if he went first I should find someone else. 227 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,760 People always say that. They don't actually mean it. 228 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,080 Well, he did. 229 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,640 He was the kindest, most big-hearted fella I've ever known, 230 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,120 and nobody will ever measure up to him. 231 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,680 Not Colin from Legion, 232 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,760 not Paddy from across the hallway 233 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,480 and not Tommy from line dancing! 234 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,120 And certainly not Donnie! 235 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,040 Sorry, no offence, love. 236 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,640 Tommy? 237 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,840 Tommy worked with me dad at Armitage Shanks for 35 years! 238 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,960 38! And what of it? 239 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,400 Life goes on. 240 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,440 - I... - (VELCRO SCRATCHES) 241 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,000 Velcro! 242 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,520 See? 243 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,160 What did I tell you? 244 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,160 (SHE SIGHS) 245 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,880 What's all this, then? 246 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,800 They're selling up. 247 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,880 The Dillons? 248 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,360 I'll never get to shoot the breeze with Robert again. 249 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,200 I'll never get to stare at Penny through me binoculars. 250 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,400 Sitting in her hot tub, 251 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,640 sunlight dancing in her hair, 252 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:55,000 droplets of water sliding off her honey-coloured skin. 253 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,440 They were just the kind of people I wanted on Lake View. 254 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,600 - Leaving? - Leaving. Shipping out. 255 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,000 On their merry way. 256 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,120 All right, Neil. 257 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,000 Goodbye, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu! 258 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,720 - Neil! - I don't understand. 259 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,640 They're going back to Ibiza where they belong. 260 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,880 - When? - First viewings are tomorrow morning. 261 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,000 Cheers! 262 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,320 Be careful what you wish for. 263 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,920 Hey! Maybe we could help them pack. 264 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,640 Well, thank you very much for coming by. Lovely to meet you both. 265 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,760 Well, cheerio, and...safe trip back. 266 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,640 Gary Junior, will you stop that? 267 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,120 - What do you think of it, Seth? - It's all right. 268 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,960 There's no way we could afford it, mind, 269 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,520 - so... - Of course we could! 270 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,720 Mind you, I prefer the older sort of log-cabin style, like them over there. 271 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,560 - How do? - Hello. 272 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,280 - Neil Hackett. Lodge 13. - Oh. 273 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,600 Gary Plunkett. 274 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,760 Just passing through. 275 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,400 - You come from Derby, then? - Yeah, yeah, this morning. 276 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,320 Picked the wife up from work, and, well, here we are. 277 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,920 We're going to call in at that pencil museum on way back. 278 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,960 So are you thinking about putting an offer in? 279 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,320 Er... 280 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,800 Well, we're considering it. 281 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,880 Really? What is it you do? 282 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,320 I manage a petrol station on the A6, yeah. 283 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,400 We've got a mini-mart, a coffee machine, hot snacks - 284 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,560 you name it. We're practically a service station. 285 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,160 Is that so? 286 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,440 He runs some tinpot little garage on an A road 287 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,000 that sells a few sausage rolls - suddenly he's Watford Gap. 288 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,240 It sounds like you might have a lot in common. 289 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,080 We've got nothing in common. 290 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,680 We live opposite an architect. 291 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,560 He can't compete with that. 292 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,200 Do you think Gary from Derbyshire catches his own fish every morning? 293 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,120 Do you think he speaks seven languages? 294 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,600 I bet he's never rowed to the shops in his life. 295 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,120 No. We can't be living opposite a shower like that. 296 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,280 Well, if Robert and Penny want to sell, there's nothing we can do. 297 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,760 We'll see about that. 298 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,400 (HORN BLOWS) 299 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,440 I bet you're going to miss this. 300 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,520 Rowing to your local shop. 301 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,560 Yeah. 302 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,640 Yeah, I really will. 303 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,440 Can't go finishing in Walton-on-Thames. 304 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,600 Well, there is the... 305 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,720 the Thames. 306 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,800 But you know what? 307 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,040 If Petra's grown out of it, then it just leaves the two of us. 308 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,280 Yeah, but there's loads of things that you and Penny can do together. 309 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,000 - Mmm. - Crazy golf! 310 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,160 The Ullswater paddle steamer. 311 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,960 The Beatrix Potter Experience. 312 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,080 And the Pencil Museum! 313 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,320 - The Pencil Museum! - Oh, how was that? 314 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,760 - We've not quite got round to it yet. - Ah. 315 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,280 Maybe we can go together. 316 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,840 Oh, well, that's incredibly kind of you. 317 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,520 I'd like nothing more. 318 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,400 But I just don't think it's Penny's kind of thing. 319 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,560 It's just...our interests don't seem to coincide any more. 320 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,600 Well, not in the way they once used to. 321 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,360 So... 322 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,040 - I could speak to Penny. - (ROBERT CHOKES) 323 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,040 Again, that's...jolly thoughtful of you... 324 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,360 It's no bother! I've done it before. 325 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,920 - Oh! - Our friends, Alan and Janet. 326 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,040 They were on the brink. 327 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,120 The decree nisi was in the post, but then I spoke to them. 328 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,320 - Right. - I said, "Janet... 329 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,000 "Yes, you could throw away 20 years of marriage." 330 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,280 - Mmm. - "Yes, you might get lucky. 331 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,200 "You might spend another 20 years with someone exactly like me." 332 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,560 And a week later, they were renewing their vows. 333 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,560 Well, all the same, Neil, I think I should probably... 334 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,680 - find my own way through this. - I know what you should do. 335 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,680 Surprise her. 336 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,720 - Oh! - Do something spectacular. 337 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,360 Do something together that you've never done before. 338 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,400 Perhaps. Well, look, I'll give it some thought. 339 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,160 Ba-ba-ba, ssh! 340 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,160 - Ooh. - Shush. 341 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,280 No, you won't. I'll think of something. 342 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,880 In the meantime, don't take any offers on the lodge. 343 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,080 - Right. - Now, come on. Let's get going. 344 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,400 Oh, right! Yes. 345 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,720 - Home, James. - OK. 346 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,880 Look... 347 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,240 if this is still about Mandy Rowlands, then I'm sorry. 348 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,560 We were just two 13-year-old kids. 349 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,480 Never going to see each other again. 350 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,480 Whereas your next husband is still out there somewhere. 351 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,880 Circling. 352 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,960 Waiting for his slot on the runway. 353 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,080 You think I'd put myself through this again? 354 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,800 - He'll have to land somewhere else. - Yeah, well. 355 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,960 It's when you stop doing things together, that's when the trouble starts. 356 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,040 I'm not getting a season ticket at Stoke City. 357 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,400 Oh, don't worry. 358 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,720 Gave up on that one a long time ago. 359 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,680 No, it's just...important to have things in common, innit? 360 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,600 You know, try new experiences. 361 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,880 As a couple. 362 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,560 Where's this going? 363 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,000 Mm... 364 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,120 Is there anything you've never done before? 365 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,960 Something you'd like to have a go at? 366 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,800 There is one thing. 367 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,440 - Go on. - But it'll never happen. 368 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,520 Not with your fear of heights. 369 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,680 - Try me. - (GLASS CLINKS) 370 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,320 A hot-air balloon? 371 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,120 I was racking me brain all day 372 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,240 and then I seen this little girl in the village with a balloon on a string. 373 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,560 She must have let go of it accidentally. Bawling her eyes out, she was. 374 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,600 And I thought, "Fantastic!" 375 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,920 Was she all right? 376 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,640 I watched it drift up, up and away over the mountains. 377 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,160 - Mm. - No doubt enjoying unforgettable vistas 378 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,640 of Ullswater, Bassenthwaite, 379 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,280 Windermere, Scafell Pike, 380 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,000 Blencathra, and the Old Man of Coniston. All views 381 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,400 strictly depending on prevailing wind direction and atmospheric conditions. 382 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,520 It's certainly an interesting idea. 383 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,400 You'd never catch me up there, with my fear of heights. 384 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,760 That wouldn't be a problem for you, would it? Or Penny? 385 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,120 - Well, no, no, not really. - And there's champagne. 386 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,960 Ah. Excellent. Excellent. 387 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Well, um, mm. 388 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,520 I tell you what, let me run it by Penny. 389 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,640 No... 390 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,120 The whole point of it is it's meant to be a surprise! 391 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,640 It's just... 392 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,400 It's not really our sort of thing. 393 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,320 It's the perfect romantic gesture. 394 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,120 Look, all you have to do is be at the launch site 395 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,000 tomorrow morning at 11 clock. 396 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,120 - All the details are on there. - You've already booked it?! 397 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,360 Best £275 you'll ever spend, mate. 398 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,520 And don't worry. I'm not taking any commission for my time or trouble. 399 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,640 Oh, right. 400 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,800 Oh! 401 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,440 Ah, er...I don't have any money on me right now. 402 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,520 Give it me on the day. 403 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,720 Thank you, Neil. That's, er... 404 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,520 That's extremely thoughtful of you. 405 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,960 Don't thank me. 406 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,960 Thank that tear-stained, clumsy little girl in the village, yeah? 407 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,320 "Me balloon!" 408 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,560 (PHONE RINGTONE: Delilah) 409 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,040 Hello, Neil's phone. 410 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,320 No, he's still in bed, I'm afraid. This is his wife, Fiona. Can I help? 411 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,280 Confirming what? 412 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,960 The balloon launch? 413 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,080 11 o'clock? 414 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,960 Oh, yes. Yes, that's fantastic. 415 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,240 OK! Thank you! 416 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,760 Bye-bye, bye. 417 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,360 (SHE SQUEALS) 418 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,520 (SHE SQUEALS) 419 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,160 (DOOR CLOSES) 420 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,680 Morning! 421 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,520 Oh, I've just made some fresh coffee. 422 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,200 - Oh. I'll take it to go. - Oh. 423 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,760 Maurizio's got a cancellation. 424 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,280 - He's waxing my eyebrows. - He can't! 425 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,600 Why not? 426 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,520 Er...because... 427 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,120 I've prepared some breakfast. 428 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,000 Well, that's very touching, 429 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,080 but if it's a choice between a bowl of muesli and looking like Groucho Marx... 430 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,160 Hold on, hold on, hold on. I... 431 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,640 I've organised a surprise for us both. 432 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,720 What kind of surprise? 433 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,480 Oh, well, you will have to wait and see. 434 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,720 I'm not standing Maurizio up on the strength of that. 435 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,840 All right. 436 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,600 I'm taking you up in a hot-air balloon. 437 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,160 A hot-air balloon? 438 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,320 Yes, it's ludicrous, I know. 439 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,840 I think that's the most wonderful idea! 440 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,200 - Oh! - How on earth did you come up with it? 441 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,760 Well... 442 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,560 Yesterday, I saw a little girl in the village 443 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,120 and she was holding a balloon, so I thought... 444 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,760 Darling! 445 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,440 Mmm! 446 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,920 Yeah. 447 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,640 Dad in a balloon? 448 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,920 With his fear of heights? 449 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,080 I was stunned! 450 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,000 They're going to hear his screams back in Stoke. 451 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,800 (YAWNS) Stick the kettle on, will ya? 452 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,360 Oh, your father's doing an amazing thing for me. 453 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,240 Facing his greatest fear just to make me happy. 454 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,840 - What? - You don't have to pretend any more. 455 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,200 The balloon people phoned to confirm. 456 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,760 It's a clear day, the wind's favourable - we are all set! 457 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,200 They reckon we could get up to over 5,000 feet! 458 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,440 Don't get too excited, love. 459 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,160 - It's not...exactly what you think. - I'm not expecting 460 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,800 a picnic and champagne. 461 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,040 I don't care if it's cheap and cheerful. 462 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,320 It's the kindest, most romantic gesture you've ever made. 463 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,320 In your face, Mandy Rowlands! 464 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,240 Look, love, you're absolutely sure you're not pregnant? 465 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,800 I mean, they were really firm on the point. You can't go up in it... 466 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,880 I'm not pregnant! 467 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,280 You know...we made a wrong turn 468 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,720 - back there. - Stop! 469 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,040 - What? - Look, it's over there! 470 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,760 Quick, turn right, turn right! 471 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,600 - Well spotted. - Oh, look at that! 472 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,400 Oh, it's massive! 473 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,840 Oh, love, thank you. 474 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,480 Hey, hang on...! 475 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,680 Fiona! 476 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,280 Wait, love! 477 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,560 (SHE SQUEALS) 478 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,960 Look at that! 479 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,200 - Fiona? - Robert? 480 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,280 - Hello! - Hi! 481 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,960 - Amazing, right? - Er, yeah. 482 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,400 What are you doing here? 483 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,240 Going up in the balloon. 484 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,200 - What are you doing here? - We're going up as well! 485 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,320 No, no. It's an exclusive booking. It says so in the paperwork. 486 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,760 But they phoned this morning to confirm. 487 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,240 I spoke to 'em myself. 488 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,480 You definitely made the booking for 11, didn't you? 489 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,200 Y... Yeah. 490 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,360 And you've got our tickets? 491 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,520 Yes. 492 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,640 - I'll speak to the pilot. - There's obviously been a mix-up. 493 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,440 Look...no, wait. 494 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,360 Look... 495 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480 ...I can explain. 496 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,840 Oh... 497 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,360 - Have you seen my pumps anywhere? - Yeah. 498 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,600 They're in the front window of Age Concern. 499 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,600 - Age Concern?! - I'm sure there's an eight-year-old 500 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,240 who can make good use of 'em. 501 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,880 You gave my favourite shoes to charity? 502 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,880 Don't worry! 503 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,640 I bought you these. 504 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,120 Laces! 505 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,840 Lovely, aren't they? 506 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,640 So it was his idea? 507 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,920 You told me you saw a little girl 508 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,440 - in the village. - Er... 509 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,320 I might have known. 510 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,320 There's no way you were ever getting in that basket. 511 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,080 - Not with your fear of heights. - Hey! 512 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,680 There's nothing more I would love than to go up in that... 513 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,560 thing, but it's not our booking. 514 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,280 You took my dream and you gave it to them! 515 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,800 I was trying to help! 516 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,160 He was desperate! 517 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,640 His marriage was hanging by a thread. 518 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,880 He said they didn't have anything in common any more. 519 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,400 - You said what?! - Well, I... 520 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,840 I didn't quite put it so bluntly. I... 521 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,560 I just thought I didn't make you happy any more. 522 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,080 Of course you make me happy! 523 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,560 Or you did, 524 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,520 until you started discussing our marriage with him. 525 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,600 Hey! 526 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,560 Our friends Alan and Janet, they were on the brink. 527 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,760 They're not the only ones. 528 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,080 Their decree nisi was in the post. 529 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,640 And half an hour with me, she saw him in a totally different light. 530 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,960 Right. Who's coming aboard? 531 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,040 I can't. 532 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,600 I haven't got £275! 533 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,480 Actually, Neil... 534 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,000 ...you do. 535 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,520 Come on, then! Hop aboard! 536 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,120 Up we go! 537 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,560 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 538 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,520 Come on, darling, this is going to be cool. 539 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,400 Look, I think everybody meant well. 540 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,400 And, look, now we're up here, we might as well enjoy ourselves. 541 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,560 I'm 300 quid down and 500 feet up in the air. 542 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,760 - How am I supposed to enjoy meself? - We'll be going 543 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,280 - ten times higher than this. - (ROBERT CHUCKLES) 544 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,560 She's actually right. 545 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,040 Ooh, look! There's Blencathra. 546 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,840 Why don't you take a closer look? 547 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,160 Darling... 548 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,720 Haven't I been punished enough? 549 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,640 Ladies, the champagne is getting dangerously close to room temperature. 550 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,600 Come on, Pen-Pen. 551 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,000 Popo? 552 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,000 Come on, Popo! 553 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,400 What do you think? 554 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,800 - Give it here. - Yeah! Ha-ha-ha! 555 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,760 Not a bad view from the doghouse, eh? 556 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,000 Oh! Have a look, Neil, face your fears. 557 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,560 - Ready? - (CORK POPS) 558 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,200 (THEY CHEER) 559 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,720 - Up she goes! - Oh, good God. 560 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,720 I wish I'd booked crazy golf. 561 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,200 (ROBERT LAUGHS) 562 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,280 ROBERT: Oh, this is terrific! 563 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,800 Hey. 564 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,080 (SHE LAUGHS) 565 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,800 I thought you was... I thought you were with Sebastian. 566 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,680 He wasn't worth fighting for. 567 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,720 Besides, I missed it here. 568 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,800 I thought I'd never see you again. 569 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,080 We're not going anywhere. 570 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,200 Do you want to come help me take the signs down? 571 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,600 Come on! I'm going to get the big one. 572 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,920 No, I'm going to get it! 573 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,600 No! There's no way you're getting the big one! 574 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,160 ROBERT: Come on, then, let's make a toast. Here we go. Take that. 575 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,640 - There you go. - There we go. 576 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,200 Right - a toast. 577 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,800 To the loves of our lives. 578 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,200 Wherever she is. 579 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,440 Cheers! Wa-hey! 580 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,440 Darling. 581 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,160 Bottoms up. 582 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,680 To landing! 583 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,720 - Ha-ha, to landing! - Soon! 584 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,280 To landing! 585 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,080 I can't believe you gave it away. 586 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,640 That Toby jug was part of a set. 587 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,360 I was never that keen on Ringo. 588 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,240 You can't be giving me stuff away! 589 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,600 Ugh. What did I tell you? 590 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,640 Laces undone, again. 591 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,240 I did suggest slip-ons. 592 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,440 If you're going to be sick, can I have your champers? 593 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,840 I'm not going to chunder if I just stay where I am. 594 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,400 - Come on. - Come on, tiger. 595 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,080 - It'll be bad for ballast! - Come on. 596 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,480 The ballast is perfect. In fact, 597 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,760 - we need a bit more ballast this way. - No, we don't. 598 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,400 - Come on, have a look. - PENNY: Do hurry up, Neil. 599 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,400 Look at that! Laces! 600 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,160 No good to man nor beast. 601 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,960 There you go. Baby steps. 602 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,880 - FIONA: Oh, there's your mother. - ROBERT: And Mr Fieldhouse. 603 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,800 Oh! He's down on one knee. 604 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,360 Oh... 605 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,720 Hiya! 606 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,040 No-o-o-o!